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Total Medals Earned: 367 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,670 Points

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Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Space-ninja

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)

Space Ninja 10 Points

Complete the game

Peace Keeper 25 Points

Don't kill any grunts

Perfectionist 25 Points

Collect all the gold

Speed Freak 25 Points

Complete any level in under 30 seconds

Invincible 100 Points

Don't die

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Arrow Of Time

Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)

End of an Era 100 Points

Complete the main game.

Fight in the Shade 100 Points

Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.

I Have the Powers 100 Points

Buy all of the upgrades.

Quickdraw 100 Points

Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.

Time Hunter 100 Points

Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (35/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

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